When Harry Met Sally

Something a little different this time...

Just came across this recently and thought I'd post it up because it made me laugh. One of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite movies, When Harry Met Sally:

Harry: You realise of course that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
H: What I'm saying is—and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or
form—is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets
in the way.
S: That's not true, I have a number of men friends and there's is no sex
involved.
H: No you don't.
S: Yes I do.
H: No you don't.
S: Yes I do.
H: You only think you do.
S: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
H: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
S: They do not.
H: Do too.
S: They do not.
H: Do too.
S: How do you know?
H: Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he
always wants to have sex with her.
S: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds
unattractive.
H: Nuh, you pretty much wanna nail 'em too.
S: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
H: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there so the
friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
S: Well I guess we're not going to be friends then.
H: Guess not.
S: That's too bad. You are the only person I knew in New York.

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